A Girl

a girl is special, created by God

if you praise her she thinks you’re lying

if you don’t, you’re good for nothing

if she talks, she wants you to listen

if you listen, she wants you to talk

if you kiss her you’re not a gentleman

if you don’t, you’re not a man

if you agree to all her likes you’re a wimp

if you don’t, you are not understanding

so simple

so complex

so weird yet so beautiful

that’s a girl…

a non-understandable creature but definitely makes a guy COMPLETE

Girlfriend o Dota?

 

 

Si DOTA isa lang sa mundo..

GF napakarami niyan!

 

 

 

 

Si GF iiwan ka niyan..

Si DOTA hindi.

 

 

 

 

Si GF kadalasan nagagalit pgDODOTA ka..

Si DOTA hindi nagagalit pagnakay GF

 

 

 

 

DOTA P20 lang masaya na..

Si GF P200 baka di pa masaya

 

 

 

 

Pagnakikita ka ng ibang HERO hindi ngagalit si DOTA..

Pero pagnakikita ka ng ibang babae nagagalit si GF

 

 

 

 

Si GF pag iniwan mo mahirap makipagbalikan..

Si DOTA pag iniwan mo handa ka pa din tanggapin

 

 

Alin mas gusto mo? DOTA o GF? Magisip ka na.

 

 

Traslation to English:

 

 

 

Dota is only one of the kind in the world.

There are a lot of GFs in the world.

 

 

 

GF will leave you.

Dota will not.

 

 

 

Your GF is always mad when you play Dota.

Dota is not mad when you’re with GF

 

 

 

 

Philippine rate:

Dota costs only P20 (less than a $1 per hour)

Your GF is not satisfied with P200 (approximately $4)

 

 

 

 

If you see other heroes, DotA is not mad.

But if you see other girls, your GF will get mad.

 

 

 

 

If you breakup with GF, it’s hard to recover.
Dota will always accept you even if you leave it.

 

 

 

Which is better? Dota or GF? Think about it.

1st set of quotes from Natsuo Kirino’s Grotesque

Even though I am a guy, I really appreciated this book. I learned a lot even if I am still in the middle of the book. Here are the 1st set of quotes that I think really made this book fun and interesting. 

Algorithm March

I just watched it in youtube and I found it funny…

Here’s the lyrics

DotA Hero Items # 7

After people sending me e-mails how noob my build is, I decided to post another DotA Hero Items to make-up for my other post/s. FYI, The old axe is posted on January. So, I just started playing dota in that time, thus, having noob builds. This is the build I know is correct.